Taco is a sandwich.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 06/06/2016 at 16:31 • Filed to: HAHA I'M SICK AND ON MEDICATION, THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS POST

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It’s filling surrounded by bread but not completely encased by it.

For Sweden > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:35

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True

Party-vi > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:38

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I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!

My citroen won't start > Party-vi 06/06/2016 at 16:40

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ACCEPT THE TRUTH AND BE ASSIMILATED

Party-vi > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:43

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ALSO NOT SANDWICH. BREAD AND MEAT ALONE DOES NOT MAKE A SANDWICH GOD DAMMIT

Takuro Spirit > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:44

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Pie:

My citroen won't start > For Sweden 06/06/2016 at 16:44

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I’m glad we agree.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:46

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There’s no split roll, so I’m gonna go with no

My citroen won't start > Takuro Spirit 06/06/2016 at 16:47

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Correct, filling encased by bread-ish material in all sides/not on the top in a slight dish shaped enclosure.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:47

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Except bread =/= tortilla

My citroen won't start > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 06/06/2016 at 16:48

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A flour tortilla /tr.ti./ (or wheat tortilla to differentiate it from other uses of the word tortilla , which in Spanish means “small torta ”, or “small cake”) is a type of soft, thin flatbread

My citroen won't start > Party-vi 06/06/2016 at 16:49

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I agree, not a sandwich, that is a large-ish canapé

LongbowMkII > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:49

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And who the hell uses flour tortillas?

Corn or GTFO.

My citroen won't start > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 06/06/2016 at 16:49

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The split-roll is from a bygone era, accept the new sandwich.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:50

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Cereal is soup

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:51

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Fact: It’s widely accepted that the “sandwich,” as we know it today, was invented by John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich, in 1762. Source

Fact: Historical recordings of tacos have been dated back to 1520. Source

Therefore, tacos came first. Sandwiches are tacos.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/06/2016 at 16:51

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Also correct, liquid with/without solid matter contained in a bowl

Brian, The Life of > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:51

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NO! Do NOT try put a great culture in your gringo box by claiming the GREAT and POWERFUL taco to be a mere sandwich. The mighty taco is like the Wolf compared to your domesticated sandwich lap dog. Sure, they share some common DNA but a taco is NOT a sandwich!

¡VIVA ZAPATA!

coelacanthist > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:51

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So a hotdog is a sandwich?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:51

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I’ll accept it once it makes it to the dictionary definition

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/san…

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:52

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Aren’t you a day early for this?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:52

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So a bowl of water is soup?

My citroen won't start > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 06/06/2016 at 16:53

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I DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOUR FALLACIOUS TACO PROPAGANDA, YOU SEPARATIST.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:54

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Tacos > sandwiches

My citroen won't start > coelacanthist 06/06/2016 at 16:54

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Correct, hotdog is sandwich containing phallic shaped meat substance.

For Sweden > Brian, The Life of 06/06/2016 at 16:54

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mere

sandwich

coelacanthist > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:55

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That there is a tube steak.

Sam > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 16:56

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Taco shells are not a kind of bread. They are traditionally made of corn. Your argument is invalid.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > LongbowMkII 06/06/2016 at 16:56

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Seriously. Anyone who makes their tacos with flour tortillas should be forced to eat nothing but McDonalds for the rest of their life, because clearly their taste buds are wrong and deserve no joy.

Brian, The Life of > Takuro Spirit 06/06/2016 at 16:57

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We called those “pepper bellies” in circa 1970s public school cafeterias and they were served in the Fritos bag! Also, nobody traded their pepper bellies, ever.

My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/06/2016 at 16:57

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Well, I am drunk

My citroen won't start > Sam 06/06/2016 at 16:57

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Taco Shell is bread by-product

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/06/2016 at 16:58

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No, water is useless tasteless matter, the vessel which contains water does not transform it into anything else

Brian, The Life of > For Sweden 06/06/2016 at 16:58

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FIGHT ME!

LongbowMkII > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:00

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You're just stringing words together and hoping they make sense.

Sam > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:00

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Nope, it’s fried corn. They make the cornmeal into a paste and then put it on a flat-top grill or in a press. Bread is made by baking and uses flour and yeast.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:01

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I’m pretty sure “Taco” is an old Mexican word for “sandwich.”

Really, it is. Take my word for it. No, don’t bother looking it up.

My citroen won't start > LongbowMkII 06/06/2016 at 17:01

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Diesel powered egg-shaped hole!

My citroen won't start > Sam 06/06/2016 at 17:03

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CORN TACO IS OBLONG CANAPÉ

MUSASHI66 > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:03

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Nope. They are fucking awesome, but tortilla is not bread and taco is not a sandwich. Corn tortilla is made out of masa, flattened and grilled. Bread, even corn bread is baked.

For Sweden > Brian, The Life of 06/06/2016 at 17:04

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My citroen won't start > MUSASHI66 06/06/2016 at 17:06

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I do not believe these separatist lies.

SECRET SANDWICH POLICE WE HAVE A DISSIDENT!

My citroen won't start > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 06/06/2016 at 17:07

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I now appoint you as general and overseer of media

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Sam 06/06/2016 at 17:08

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You have a very narrow definition of bread.

According to Merriam-Webster, “a usually baked and leavened food made of a mixture whose basic constituent is flour or meal”

The use of the word “usually” leaves room for other such grain items as pita, matzo, and tortillas.

Merriam-Webster also says that you’re definitely wrong when it comes to tortillas, “a thin round of unleavened cornmeal or wheat flour bread usually eaten hot with a topping or filling (as of ground meat or cheese)“

Expand your mind and your options for things to shove fixins into!

MUSASHI66 > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:10

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I am from Serbia - I probably ate more bread growing up than many people on this website combined. I know my breads ;)

Future next gen S2000 owner > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:13

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A taco is a taco. A sandwich is a sandwich. A burrito is a burrito.

My citroen won't start > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/06/2016 at 17:13

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They are all sandwiches

Jonee > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:14

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But, when you eat cereal without milk, it’s still cereal. Thus cereal is not soup.

My citroen won't start > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:14

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I did not start the OPPO sandwich flood of 2016, Party-vi did

My citroen won't start > Jonee 06/06/2016 at 17:15

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Correct, you have removed the liquid substance, therefore it has stopped being soup.

Future next gen S2000 owner > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:16

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Lies!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/06/2016 at 17:19

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Oh so you don’t even know what day it is.

Party-vi > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:19

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Damn. Didn’t even honk the horn as you backed the bus up over me.

Jonee > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:19

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Sometimes I like to imagine that Jell-O is soup suspended in time.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:20

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FACT: Tacos are also better than nearly every other variant of filling surrounded by some type of bread. Those to which they are not better are merely their equals, if such a thing exists (probably in India).

My citroen won't start > Party-vi 06/06/2016 at 17:20

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backstabbing is also a sandwich.

My citroen won't start > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 06/06/2016 at 17:21

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I agree

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MUSASHI66 06/06/2016 at 17:21

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Then what is naan?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:22

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Ah so you have no clue what day it is.

My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/06/2016 at 17:23

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No clue

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > My citroen won't start 06/06/2016 at 17:33

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To all the people that are hopelessly clueless: Corn tortillas are considered a bread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_tort…

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > coelacanthist 06/06/2016 at 17:38

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Are you sure that’s “meat”?

MUSASHI66 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 06/06/2016 at 17:38

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Flat-bread

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 06/06/2016 at 17:39

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You win.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 06/06/2016 at 17:41

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A tortilla is a type of bread.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Takuro Spirit 06/06/2016 at 17:43

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Apparently calling this a “pepper belly” is considered a racial slur now... Apparently they now call them Frito pies.

coelacanthist > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 06/06/2016 at 17:46

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Depends how you define eyelids and foreskin.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > MUSASHI66 06/06/2016 at 17:46

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Tortillas are definitely a type of bread.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_tort…

Blondude > Sam 06/06/2016 at 18:36

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A tortilla is a form of flatbread. A taco is a sandwich.

MUSASHI66 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 06/06/2016 at 21:32

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They are flat bread. They are fried on flat tops. Completely different than typical ciabatta or french or baguette or sourdough any other oven baked bread.

In any grocery store I visit, they have a bakery section, and they have many different breads, while tortillas are stored elsewhere.

But, if you want to call tortillas bread, it is your choice.